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Saturday, November 21, 2009 04:14
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1322) u cant joke 
Location:
somewhere
IP logged Opera/9.64 (Windows NT 5.1; U; en) Presto/2.1.1
Thursday, July 9, 2009 07:22 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
your so ugly people use your picture to scare buglars.

The Punchline:
smile smile smile smile cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
1321) u cant joke 
Location:
somewhere
IP logged Opera/9.64 (Windows NT 5.1; U; en) Presto/2.1.1
Thursday, July 9, 2009 07:20 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mum is so fat that when her photo was on the newspaper it said to be continued.

The Punchline:
#@*%!
1320) rick  Male
Location:
up yor but
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US) AppleWebKit/530.5 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/2.0.172.33 Safari/530.5
Monday, July 6, 2009 23:27 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
yo maam's so fat wen she saw duh h super boll she brought a spoon!!!! A SPOON!!!!!!!

The Punchline:
ther e is nOne!!!1111! smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
1319) neka  Female
Location:
miami
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; InfoPath.2)
Friday, June 26, 2009 14:43 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
what is the word that is broken when you speak? SILENCE

The Punchline:
embarrassment



GET IT SILENCE
1318) ashley  Female
Location:
aruba
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; Trident/4.0; GTB6; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; Media Center PC 5.0; OfficeLiveConnector.1.3; OfficeLivePatch.0.0; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30618; MSN OptimizedIE8;ENUS)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 00:56 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
why do students do their math multiplication on the floor

The Punchline:
smile because the teacher said do it without using tables smile
1317) corey brooks  Male
Location:
bolton
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.648; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729)
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 06:40 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
why are babies so good at basketball? because there good at dribbling

The Punchline:
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
1316) rex  Male
Location:
america
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; FunWebProducts; GTB6)
Saturday, May 30, 2009 14:38 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the boy throw the butter in air. he wanted to see a butterfly.

The Punchline:
smile
1315) Michael Pollard  Male
Location:
Northam W.A Australia
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; FunWebProducts)
Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:12 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
If you were locked in a car with a hammer, how would you get out?

The Punchline:
Unlock the doors!
1314) Julianne  Female
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.8.1.14) Gecko/20080404 Firefox/2.0.0.14
Friday, May 15, 2009 01:17 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
A man walked into the phone booth. There was a message saying, \"If this phone doesn\'t work, please call the number below.\"

The Punchline:
They're saying, if the phone doesn't work, please call the number below. How can you call if the phone doesn't work?!
1313) jennifer gonzalez  Female
Location:
california
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; GTB6; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1; OfficeLiveConnector.1.3; OfficeLivePatch.0.0)
Monday, May 4, 2009 22:58 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the lady through the clock out the window

The Punchline:
she wanted to see time fly
1312) Bryce  Male
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.2; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.648; .NET CLR 3.5.21022; CNN.com; yie8)
Wednesday, April 29, 2009 19:42 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
What\'s Black and White and Read All Over?

The Punchline:
big grin eek! The NewsPaper big grin eek!
1311) mr.joker 
Location:
lol
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US; rv:1.9.0.10) Gecko/2009042316 Firefox/3.0.10
Wednesday, April 29, 2009 05:38 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Q:what is sad and but does not look sad? A:blue berries knock knock joke knock knock! whos there? boo! boo who? why are you crying? jokes Q:what does an octopus say his aplabets? A: A......... B.......... Seas!!!!!! Q:what is seen but does not see each other? A:Eyes Q: what is called running but does not run? A: rUNNING nose END OF JOKES AND RIDDLES PLEASE DO NOT COPY. I OWN THIS JOKE FROM MY DAUGHTER! THANK YOU.

The Punchline:
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1310) Lu  Female
Location:
China
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.648; .NET CLR 3.5.21022)
Tuesday, April 28, 2009 19:00 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Two words that will open you meny doors...hold and push.

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) thanks
1309) AVI  Female
Location:
NJ 086019
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; GTB5)
Sunday, April 26, 2009 12:03 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DOES THUNDER WEAR?

The Punchline:
THUNDERWEAR big grin
1308) Jordan 
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.0; WOW64; Trident/4.0; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; Media Center PC 5.0; MS-RTC EA 2; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; OfficeLiveConnector.1.3; OfficeLivePatch.1.3; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30618)
Thursday, April 23, 2009 16:31 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
What do Micheal Jackson ans Walmart have in common?? They both have little boys pants half off!

The Punchline:
wink wink wink wink
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