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Friday, November 20, 2009 18:25
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1337) dragon boy  Male
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.0; Trident/4.0; GTB6; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.30618; .NET CLR 3.5.30729)
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 00:03 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
What weighs more a 100 quarters or a 100 bucks?

The Punchline:
100 bucks (deer)
1336) Jamie Chadwick  Male
Location:
bolton
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; FunWebProducts; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506; .NET CLR 3.5.21022)
Friday, October 16, 2009 12:47 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so small she jumped of a curb landed into a puddle and got gold for the 2012 Olympics.

The Punchline:
cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile
1335) kYLIE'S BOO JOKE  Female
Location:
USA
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.0 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/3.0.195.21 Safari/532.0
Friday, October 2, 2009 20:49 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock Who\'s there? boo Boo who? aw don\'t cry, its just a joke

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) get it boo who like boo hoo LOL smile
1334) VARSHA 
Location:
ABU DHABI
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; GTB6; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; Media Center PC 5.0; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30618)
Thursday, September 10, 2009 08:15 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
IF AN APLLE KEEPS A DOCTOR AWAY , THEN WHAT WILL AN ONION ?

The Punchline:
IT WILL KEEP YOU AWAY U FOREVER. big grin confused smile cool wink
1333) Katy  Female
Location:
the box behind Walmart
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; AOL 9.5; AOLBuild 4337.29; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Friday, August 21, 2009 15:23 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
how do you drown a blonde?

The Punchline:
put a mirror in the bottom of a river
1332) Caitlyn Izzit 
Location:
somwhere over the rainbow, Mic
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; AOL 9.5; AOLBuild 4337.29; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Friday, August 21, 2009 14:49 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
What runs but never walks, wat makes noises, but doesn't talk?

The Punchline:
A river!! razz (stick out tongue) smile big grin wink
1331) kl 
Location:
earth
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.13) Gecko/2009073022 Firefox/3.0.13
Wednesday, August 19, 2009 14:12 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
i am as light as a feather, yet even the strongest man on earth can't hold me more than a minute. What am i

The Punchline:
breath
1330) blake  Male
Location:
whashington, n.h
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.13) Gecko/2009073022 Firefox/3.0.13
Tuesday, August 18, 2009 22:32 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Whats the name of a girl who gambles a lot?

The Punchline:
Bette!
1329) Lil Ace  Male
Location:
Lafayette,LA 70506
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US; rv:1.9.1.2) Gecko/20090729 Firefox/3.5.2
Saturday, August 8, 2009 01:22 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mama so ugly they gonna move Halloween to her birthday

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) smile razz (stick out tongue)
1328) mike 
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.13) Gecko/2009073022 Firefox/3.0.13 (.NET CLR 3.5.30729)
Wednesday, August 5, 2009 22:57 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
what is black and white and read all over

The Punchline:
newspaper
1327) flame 
Location:
texas
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.1) Gecko/20090715 YFF35 Firefox/3.5.1
Monday, August 3, 2009 16:40 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the whale say to the other whale?

The Punchline:
say it dont spray it smile
1326) Jackie  Female
Location:
Salem,SC
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; FunWebProducts; Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1) ; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; Zango 10.3.79.0; yie8)
Sunday, July 26, 2009 21:25 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

The Punchline:
Q: Why don't men trust women?

A: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
1325) shantelle 
Location:
nz
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; GTB6; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Friday, July 24, 2009 19:26 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the parrot cross the road

The Punchline:
TO SHOW HE WASNT A CHICKEN!!!!! big grin
1324) Patricia  Female
Location:
Australia
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729)
Thursday, July 16, 2009 20:48 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the kiwi tomato say to the american tomato?

The Punchline:
KETCHUP!!! smile smile smile smile wink wink embarrassment embarrassment big grin
1323) Danii d  Female
Location:
xxSmiThIlLSxx
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.648; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729)
Friday, July 10, 2009 11:04 Write a comment
The Joke or Riddle:
Your momas so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth!

The Punchline:
cool Yo will
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